My desk calendar is from Despair.com — the pessimist’s daily calendar. I’ve been pretty entertained by the snark so far, especially the literary quotes and fun poked at authors.
The entry for January 11th is my favorite to date: 50 Shades of Meh. Here’s a link to the blog’s review. My favorite bullet points from the calendar:
- Fifty Shades of Grey, an unreadable soft-core pornographic novel by author E.L. James, is the bestselling book in British history. (So don’t ever let a Brit condescend to you again.)
- Gentlemen, prepare to be bored-ded… “Anticipation hangs heavy over my head like a dark, tropical storm cloud. Butterflies food my belly – as well as a darker, carnal, captivating ache as I try to imagine what he’ll do to me.” (Oh, if only he’d spanked her with The Elements of Style.)