The countdown has begun! Four more days and I’ll be in Hawaii. Ha-Wa-Ii, that’s right. Everytime I get asked the same stupid question by someone who should know better, I remind myself that next Tuesday I’ll be airborne. And on Wednesday, I’ll be lying on the beach, drinking a rum drink out of a fake coconut decorated by fruit on a stick, ogling tanned men in brief swimsuits. Woo hoo!